I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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