We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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