I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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