Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
we should paint friendship bongs
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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