I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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