It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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