My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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