Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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