Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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