His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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