Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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