Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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