it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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