the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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