you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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