Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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