sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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