Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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