i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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