Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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