I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
