Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My life is pants optional.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Come on in and take your pants off
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