Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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