I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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