Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
