going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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