wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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