I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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