He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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