WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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