if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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