brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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