I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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