I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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