the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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