covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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