He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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