Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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