i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Hippo gnu deer
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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