...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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