Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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