why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I need to align my fucking chakras
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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