All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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