just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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