I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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