this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
