I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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