please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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