I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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