Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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