there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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