Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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