why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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