I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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