Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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