I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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